You are oh-so-very tasty. Let's be honest, not quite as tasty as an Everything bagel with garden cream cheese. Or even a toasted honey wheat bagel with melted butter. Mmmm....
But that's beside the point. The point is that - despite having consumed you (toasted with cream cheese - healthy, I know.) not two hours ago - I'm hungry again.
Like, really hungry. Like, whole meal hungry. Again.
How could you do this to me? I thought we had an agreement. You satisfy my hunger until lunch, I thank you most emphatically and continue to purchase you at the grocery store.
Look, you brought this on yourself. You broke contract. Don't come crying to me when I pass you up next time.
Sincerely, Roo
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Bagels never, ever fill me up. They're jerks like that, sometimes. :(
ReplyDeleteBAH. And apparently Clark is logged into his gmail account somewhere. Sorry about that. ~Natalia~
ReplyDeleteOkay so make it into an egg ham and cheese sandwich next time and enjoy it with a fruit salad (it is spring) and 2 big glasses of water. Then I PROMISE you wont be hungry until around 3pm.
ReplyDeletexoxo,
kellee
Eat a banana or some other fruit with it...or as Kellee suggested add an egg! (Onion bagel WITH cream cheese and one or two egg whites...that sounds yummy!!)
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